Name: Jason Bale

Age: 34

Postition: First Team Manager

Info: Ex Sports player who took over as Manager who is now in his 5th year of running the team.

Name: Neil Hope

Age: 33

Postition: Reserve Team Manager

Info: Retired early through injury (or so they say!) and took aver as Manager 4 seasons ago.

Name: Andy Farkas

Age: 37

Postition: Colts Joint Manager/Midfield

Info: Sports legend 'Farky' took on the job as Colts manager alongside his trusty assistant and is itching to get his size 13's back on again. A midfield warrior as long as the ball is on the ground & known for his no-mess attitude.

Best known for dressing up as Santa Claus & telling some kids in a Fish n Chip shop to 'F*ck Off! Is he therefore the best person to be running the Colts!!!

Name: Paul Walford

Age: 40+

Postition: Colts Joint Manager

Info: Paul is the other half of the Colts' dream team management and is enjoying his first season with the club. 'Walfie' has had previous experience running youth teams & has bought a wealth of experience in players with him such as.....his son Aaron!!

Name: Alan Prowse

Age: Unknown

Postition: Top Man

Info: Alan has been involved in the club more years than we care to realise. He is a dedicated club member and has won the Clubman Of The Year again more times than we can remember. Best known in the Club for being dropped home by the Police one Saturday night as he was to drunk to walk!

Name: Andrew 'Barney' Barnett

Age: 25

Postition: Midfield/Striker

Info: Barney believes himself to be a Club legend and has started the season well scoring goals for fun. One of a few 'Gingers' in the club Barney is also a follower of Leeds.

Name: Joshua Bennett

Age: 17

Postition: Right Midfield/Forward

Info: Josh joined us this year after being spotted playing 5-a-side when he ripped apart the 1st team manager! Has already made good progress by stepping up to the 1st team squad & has a bright future ahead.

However known for a few clangers such as asking if it is rolling subs & also asking the 1st team manager why he uses gel in his hair! Supports Newcastle United.

Name: Liam Birch

Age: 16

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Name: Lee Blewett

Age: 22

Postition: Midfield

Info: Lee joined us this season from Redgate. An energetic player who loves to get stuck in. Has been taken in under most of the Reserves wings so go help him!

Name: Matthew 'Asif' Caddy

Age: 25

Postition: Defence

Info: Cadds has been down the Sports for a few seasons now and came down with expectations of playing as a striker but after seeing him play there for the reserves I knew he had no chance so is now in the First Team playing at the back. Great player who can play anywhere in the back.

Name: Jake 'G-Raffe' Chidgey

Age: 18

Postition: Left Midfield

Info: The G-Raffe has an excellent left foot and is maturing as a good footballer. Has a great love of Crisps, Cider. Leeds United & Men!

Name: Adam Clapp

Age: 19

Postition: Midfield

Info: Adam has been down a few seasons now and has finnaly found himself a place in the Colts! Playing central Midfield rumour has it that he actually scored - albeit against bottom of the table & worts team ever Swallowfields. A goals a goal though eh Clappy!

Name: Jason Clapp

Age: 36!

Postition: Midfield

Info: Clappy is hoping to play again this season and we are hoping that he will get through Carnival Season without having the need to dress in woman's clothing and put the make up on instead of playing football. Although through Carnival it is now elvering stopping his Football!!

Name: Christopher Clarke

Age: 23

Postition: Defender

Info: Clarky has rejoined us this season after going Senior last year. A great asset to the club and an excellent player. It is a shame about that bloody mop of hair he has though!

Name: Scott Clarke

Age: 22

Postition: Defender

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Name: Darryl Cocks

Age: 22

Postition: Midfield

Info: Cocksy stepped up into the 1st team last season & proved a valuable player. Great workrate and ability on the ball & can hit a mean free kick!

Cocksy recently starred on Sky Sports playing for Bridgwater Cricket Club when they got hammered in the 20/20

Name: Jason Coleman

Age: 29

Postition: Midfiled

Info: Jason has loads of energy and works tirelessly in the centre of midfield. Not known for his goalscoring although he has scored the same amount as last season in just one game this season...one!

Name: Justin Cook

Age: 25

Postition: Goalkeeper

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Name: Nathan Criddle

Age: 17

Postition: Defender

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Name: Kevin Curran

Age: 25

Postition: Midfield

Info: A hard working player who is in his first season at the club. Already making a good impression although told to toughen up in Midfield so went out & had his shaved to look tougher!

Name: Liam Derrick

Age: 25

Postition: Defender

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Name: Chris 'Fuf' Dodden

Age: 22

Postition: Sub

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Name: Leon 'Dancing Queen' Dodden

Age: 18

Postition: Defender

Info: Another one of Hopey's mob that has joined the club. Not known for his Football but more recently he was spotted on Town Hall stage wearing a purple silky costume and singing 7 dancing to 'Frosty the Snowman' Also stormed home once after being told he was not playing!

Name: Simon Dodden

Age: 23

Postition: Defence/Midfield

Info: Last season was Simon's first in the First team and was almost an ever present (mainly because he wasn't allowed out of the country thanks to Passport control!)

He is a versatile player who is good on the ball and likes to think of himself as 'The Fox In The Box'.

Name: Andy Epps

Age: 23

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Info: Another carnival poof!

Name: Robbie 'Braveheart' Fearn

Age: 33

Postition: Midfield

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Name: Spencer Frost

Age: 29

Postition: Midfield

Info: Don't get him drunk!!

Name: Matthew Fursland

Age: 29

Postition: Midfield/Forward

Info: Fuzz has been with the club since a lad and is probably one of the most gifted players on the ball. A reliable player who would run all day for the team if only he had a decent set of lungs. Often seen on the halfway line kneeling down gasping for air! Fuzz is the Clubs Fantasy Football organiser who does a great job.

Name: Dave 'Tommy' Gardiner

Age: 24

Postition: Midfield

Info: Tommy is also playing his first season on Saturdays and has impressed throughout pre season. A great left footer with loads of energy.

Name: Jamie Gardiner

Age: 17

Postition: Striker

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Name: Richard Harris

Age: 34

Postition: Utility

Info: Club secretary who is just returning this season after missing over half the season with an injury. A great clubman who works extremely hard behind the scenes keeping us all in order.

Name: Mark Hill

Age: 34

Postition: Defender (ex Keeper)

Info: Hillbill is currently in the Colts Managements bad books as he missed their last game after being too p*ssed to turn up. The ex Colts Captain has great sense of humour & is a great asset to the club. (When he turns up)

Name: Gary 'Gazza' Howes

Age: 37

Postition: Keeper

Info: Sports Legend!

Name: 'Vinny' Jodkowski

Age: 28

Postition: Midfield

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Name: Jason 'Fry' Jones

Age: 23

Postition: Forward

Info: Fry gives 110% every week and has exceptional strength for a little guy! Great pace and a keen eye for goal.

Name: Jay Lyons

Age: 148

Postition: Unknown

Info: Jay was the inventor of our beautiful game back in the late 1800's and has been heavily involved ever since.

Jay has suffered many injuries in his very long career including a nasty broken leg when he got knocked over walking home by a dog!

Name: Craig McGann

Age: 26

Postition: Striker

Info: An excellent striker who scores goals for fun...when he stays injury free. Fighting Woodsy for the most injured player in the Club

Name: Jordan Meaker

Age: 23

Postition: Forward

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Name: Dan 'Wiggy' Mitchell

Age: 18

Postition: Midfield

Info: This is Wiggy's second season and has already shown great promise. Can play anywhere in the midfield.

Name: Gareth Monaghan

Age: 16

Postition: Forward

Info: Colts striking legend

Name: Timothy Netto

Age: 25

Postition: Midfield

Info: 'Netts' is the club's fundraising officer & workinghard to ensure we have a good end of season tour!! A speedy right sided player that has the ability to destroy teams.

Can also be found on 'Facebook' - What is that all about!

Name: Dean Organ

Age: 25

Postition: Midfield

Info: Dean had an excellent season last year and ended up being a regular for the First team. A clever player who works hard.

Name: Paul Organ

Age: 23

Postition: Striker

Info: Paul was the reserves top scorer last season & worked his way into the First Team towards the end of the season. Worked hard pre season and friendlies until his season was delayed after he fell off his bike & broke his foot!

Name: Marcus Payne

Age: 23

Postition: Defender

Info: Payner has proved he is a good defender and a regular in the Reserves. Played for the First Team and looked at ease against one of the top teams in the Divisions.

Name: Aaron Philips

Age: 18

Postition: Defence/Midfield

Info: Last season was Aaron's first season with the Sports and quickly adapted into the First team. Very quick player and reads the game well for his age. Already played in various positions and hasn't looked out of place. Only downside is he is a Gooner!!

Known for sticking his fingers underneath a Lawnmower - which was switched on, Doh!

Name: James 'Jimmer' Prowse

Age: 26

Postition: Defence

Info: Jimmer has been with the club since he was a wee lad and has earnt respect with his no mess approach. Loves to tackle and also known to score the odd goal a season. An extremely reliable player and a pleasure to have in your team.

Name: Adam Rawle

Age: 25

Postition: Goalkeeper

Info: Adam is playing his first season on Saturday's after plying his trade for Sunday team Admirals. A good keeper who will surely be an asset to the Club.

Name: Steve Redman

Age: 36

Postition: Midfield/Forward

Info: Redders is back playing with the Colts this year and has most probably told you that after week one he was the Clubs leading scorer for the season! Steve is also our Finance Officer.

Name: Rob Rowley

Age: 25

Postition: Defender/Midfield

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Name: Craig Savage

Age: 34

Postition: Defender

Info: Sav has been with club ages now and still has not learnt that they have changed the rules about tackling from behind!

Name: Scott Sealey

Age: 28

Postition: Defence

Info: Scott was last season's First Team Captain and his influence is vital to the teams success. An outstanding defender who has the amazing knack of never getting his knees dirty in a match.

Name: Iaine Selway

Age: 35

Postition: Midfield/Forward

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Name: Richard Smith

Age: 35

Postition: Defender

Info: Smiffy is back with his second spell at the club going senior for may seasons. His experience will be an excellent asset to the club - just don't get in a coversation with him or you will be there for a long time!

Name: Shane Smith

Age: 17

Postition: Midfield

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Name: Jack Taylor

Age: 17

Postition: Striker

Info: Young Jack signed halfway through last season after ripping the Sports manager apart whilst playing on Sunday's. Loads of pace and a great finisher. Shame about the boots!

Name: Pete Tilling

Age: 17

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Name: Olly Townsend

Age: 29

Postition: Defender/Midfield

Info: Olly has scored more own goals for the Club than any other player. Also likes a tackle...usually 5 minutes after the ball has gone!

Name: Carl Tucker

Age: 20

Postition: Midfield

Info: This is Carl's 2nd season with us and last season proved how good of a player he is. Can fit in anywhere in the team and although always late never lets us down.

Name: Aaron Walford

Age: 17

Postition: Defender

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Name: Steve Wood

Age: 27

Postition: Midfield

Info: Woodsy is back playing this season after missing almost two seasons through injury. An excellent player who is naturally gifted and scores some vital goals.

Name: Dan Woolridge

Age: 16

Postition: Midfield

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Name: Timmy Young

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Postition: Defender

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Name: Ashley Young

Age: 18

Postition: Defender

Info: Ashley is a young player who has shown plenty of promise. Starting to get a run in the reserves now and has a great future ahead of him.