Bridgwater Sports FC Fines 2007/2008

Late (Up to 10 minutes late) - 50p  

Very Late (Over 10 minutes late) - £1

No Black Football Socks - £1

Home games      

Leaving Cellophane before 6pm - £2

Using mobile phone between 5pm and 6pm** - £1

There will be at least one game played in the clubhouse between 5 and 6.  It could be no swearing, left hand drinking, no first names, surnames only etc.  A 20p fine per balls up will be in place.

Away games      

Not going back to their pub/our club- £2

Getting lost on way to ground - £1

Using mobile phone between 5pm and 6pm** - £1

General Other Fines

Not wearing NEW Sports polo shirt up till 6 o clock - £1

Bringing your Mrs. before 6pm - 50p

(Unless they watch at least half of the game!!)

W*nker of the Week                                                             

For being voted ‘WOTW’ by your Manager - 50p

*At the end of each game the manager (Jose/Neil/Farky) will choose their wanker of the week as usual and they will be fined 50p and docked 5 dream team points. 

The ‘WOTW’ of each team must decide between them which two will face the dreaded drink off (i.e. those who are driving should not participate) The two nominated ‘WOTW’ will race each other drinking half a yard of lager & the loser has to face a forfeit! This forfeit is chosen by the last weeks loser! (No nakedness please!!)

But the wanker of the week can choose an item or an item of clothing that every player has to wear/take to the next game.  For example they could choose that everyone has to wear Hat/Gloves/Scarf/Wellington Boots or something silly of that nature.  Or they could say everyone has to wear something pink (you get the idea).  Or it could be an item (the sillier the better I think, maybe a hammer or a screwdriver). 

Failure for any of the team to turn up not wearing/without an item will constitute a fine of £3.00

Donkey Of The Week

Each team has also been allocated a donkey shirt.  At the end of each game the Manager and players will take a vote on Donkey of the Week. 

This is completely separate to Wanker Of The Week.  This person can be voted for whatever reason or for no reason whatsoever.  However the same person cannot have the shirt two weeks running!!! 

It is then the home ‘DOTW’ responsibility to sell the Clubs Scratchcard. If two ‘WOTW’ are at home then they must sell it together. There will be a prize at the end of the season whoever sells the most cards after one game!!

The person who gets the most votes has to wear the shirt until 6pm for home games or until they leave at away games. 

The shirt must not be washed or cleaned under any circumstances!! 

If the shirt is washed: £1.00

Not bringing the shirt the following week: £1.00

If the shirt is lost: £10.00

If you do not wish to take part in the fines then please let Timmy Netto know asap and you will be exempt from them, however when it comes to the end of season you will not receive any of the funds raised by the participating players.

Finally also remember that whilst we want everyone to enjoy themselves you are representing the Club both when we are at home and at away Pubs so please act appropriately. This also goes for when you are up Town wearing the Club Polo Shirts!!

Enjoy

Timothy Netto

(Club Fines Master!)

** Managers are allowed to use their phone within this time to phone in Results & Scorers etc!